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do you ever have that one follower who you always see in your notes and every time you see them you’re just like ‘hey there lil buddy, keep on doin your thing’

(Source: aidn, via professor-maia)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via geothebio)

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

ilovecharts:

This is my new favorite design fail.

ilovecharts:

This is my new favorite design fail.

(Source: twitter.com)

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

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dennys:

Reblog this and we will send you breakfast based on your blog (submit box must be open)

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joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

(Source: classichorrorblog, via khansfringe)

moriartyfox:

benedictatorship:

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)
Actual events on that pool encounter.

YES OMFG

Dammit wrong door.

moriartyfox:

benedictatorship:

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)

Actual events on that pool encounter.

YES OMFG

Dammit wrong door.

(via this-simple-mind)

pornosophical:

jzanity1010:

dbvictoria:

More Disney Parks facts here

TREASURED GUEST

But how could you leave out this

image

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geekishchic:

thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

paranorman was the realest 

(Source: turnaboutcomingout, via young-girl-old-soul)

curtest:

Those who are hardest to love are the ones who need it the most

(via young-girl-old-soul)

  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

vitaisfrozen:

YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THIS
I TOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE CUTE AND CHEEKY BUT GUESS WHAT

IT ISN’T

AND NOW I’M SAD

(Source: aiklahori, via young-girl-old-soul)

sannapersikka:

Not pleased with the kitchen

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